Just Call Me The Bachelorette

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I’ve talked about my Auntie ReRe with you all before. She lives in Michigan. When my parents moved to Delaware twenty-four years ago. Auntie ReRe and the rest of my family would look out for me. I think that is why it was so hard for me to leave them all.

Auntie ReRe loves to hear about what’s going on with our family. She just started texting so that has been fun. Last week she asked me about my dating life. I always like to give her a few laughs. Bless her heart. She always asks about my ex. I told her she should really call him. He would love to hear from her.

I told her about my Stella moment and she loved it. We talked for a while and she finally said, “I’m going to call you the next bachelorette!” Let me tell you about bachelor #1.

Last week I had to take care of some business at the dealership. The gentlemen that helped me was very nice. A few days later he texted me to make sure that I was satisfied with his service. I thought that is different but nice. His next text was to ask me out on a date. Red Flag? Stalker? So, I gave Sydney my phone and she sent him a text about her birthday list, the history of the Nile river and Mary Poppins songs. We didn’t hear from him again.

Bachelor #2

I also met him at the dealership when I was leaving.  I know crazy right?  We talked on the phone a few times.  He was nice.  Then he said it.  The “R” word.  After explaining  The Spread The Word To End the Word Campaign.  He still didn’t grasp the concept.  That was proof that no matter how many degrees and letters you have behind your name.  You still can lack common sense.

Bachelor # 3

He is a friend that I met two years ago.  Great guy.  But I feel like more of his therapist.  Which is fine. I am really good at being a therapist and life coach.   But there’s a line between patient and therapist that you don’t cross.   I’ve seen the signs I am not messing with that!!!!!

Auntie ReRe said that I should get out more and enjoy life. And that is exactly what I have been doing. It is nice to have friends.  I have learned that I am attracted to a man’s personality before his looks.  Am I the next bachelorette? I don’t think so. It would be easy to line them all up so I could interview them and keep it moving. Just a thought.

Then there’s bachelor #4…………..

 

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